// things you will NEVER hear me say//

bffproductions:

I am so full.

Let’s go bikini shopping

I AM NOT TIRED.

I love freckles

I think talking on the phone is fun.

All boys are really normal.

TV is overrated.

I hate that movie You’ve Got Mail.

What’s the point of the internet?

I hate my friends.

This is eerily similar to my life. Let me just add a few:

Stop looking at me like that, Ryan Gosling.

I’m swearing off coffee.

Soul patch is sexy.

Please, no hugs.

I love being put on the spot.